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Anon cooks something they read on the internet (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Tyfud 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What uh... What do you suppose butter is made of?

[–] Kushan 24 points 10 months ago

I think you're missing the point, it's not like people make mashed potato by churning a bunch of milk into butter.

I'd even suggest that butter is the more vital ingredient.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Palm oil, everyone knows it.

[–] sheogorath 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's margarine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I can't believe it's not butter!

[–] Num10ck 2 points 10 months ago

https://familystylefood.com/olive-oil-mashed-potatoes-dairy-free/

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you really the sort of tard that if someone asks if you have milk you say yes because you have butter?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That only makes sense if you also have buttermilk, otherwise you're missing the rest of what makes milk... milk.

You can go from milk to butter in a pinch (put it in a container and shake for 10 min or so), you can't go the other way.