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[–] netburnr 45 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Why would you want 2 baths for a single bedroom house....

[–] MedicPigBabySaver 36 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Have you lived with another human that needs to shit at same time as you? It definitely happens.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.

[–] AdolfSchmitler 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.

[–] skeezix 2 points 9 months ago

What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You underestimate my power.

[–] superduperenigma 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toilets

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Side by side or facing each other?

[–] Death_Equity 5 points 9 months ago

Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.

[–] superduperenigma 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?

[–] Tehhund 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done.

If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn't really space for it.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver -1 points 9 months ago

Piss off. You've obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet.

Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea?

Your reply is ignorant.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can have a separate half bath for guests.

[–] KoalaUnknown 1 points 9 months ago

That would be 1.5 bathrooms, not 2.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

when you and your wife both have to take a massive shit in the morning

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

One for the ensuite, one for the "main" bathroom when guests are over or whatever. I assume there's still a living room of sorts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like that they don't even try to fit a bed in that small ass room

[–] frostysauce 1 points 9 months ago

It's at the back of the room.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do you people not have guests over? Do you want them traipsing upstairs and using your bath room?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Uhm yeah? In Europe it's pretty common to just have one bathroom and just... Wait for the other person to be done.