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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

92 year old Charles Augustus Lindbergh Jr was discovered by Onion editors during a weekly staff meeting after secretaries noticed that Lindbergh had been employed by the Onion as an entertainment staff writer for the past four years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck I never thought to check the employee org chart

[–] agent_flounder 5 points 10 months ago

Hey somebody check for a Hoffa, Jimmy.