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Amelia Earhart’s Long-Lost Plane Discovered On Auxiliary Runway At LaGuardia (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Next on the agenda: finding the Lindbergh Baby™

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

92 year old Charles Augustus Lindbergh Jr was discovered by Onion editors during a weekly staff meeting after secretaries noticed that Lindbergh had been employed by the Onion as an entertainment staff writer for the past four years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fuck I never thought to check the employee org chart

[–] agent_flounder 5 points 9 months ago

Hey somebody check for a Hoffa, Jimmy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The Lindbergh baby has been wandering around La Guardia for decades like Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

He was killed the same day he was kidnapped and his body was found about 2.5 months later. He was found 4.5 miles from his home partially buried in the woods.