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who do you blame when your kid is a brat (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by MinguPingu to c/bikinibottomtwitter

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[–] EdibleFriend 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

They are paid, very poorly, in beans. I think they are more like indentured servants.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I seem to recall they came to work for him willingly, because he offered to remove them from their natural environment where they had terrifying predators.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"yeah, they definitely came willingly" - man who kidnapped a village.

"it's fine, I pay them in beans." .....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I mean if they weren't there willingly, I feel like we'd know. Oompa loompas absolutely have the balls to eat the rich, or at least throw them down a garbage chute.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 11 months ago

Chocolate beans though, so they are compensated fairly.

[–] TotalFat 3 points 11 months ago

Sounds like Africa. I suppose now they're learning valuable job skills...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The Vermicious Knids. Great band name.