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Then watch her learn how to echolocate and then blind him permanently ๐คฆ
Jesus Christ. Kids do stupid shit like that. They don't even say how old the kid is. You literally could just bitch at them and make them stop if they were old enough. Or put something harmless but bad tasting on a wig or something and have the kid chew on that, breaking the cycle.
Why do people have to be like this?
That's exactly the sort of thing you don't want your kid remembering. All it will do is foster in her a vengeance against you, and she would have a pretty legitimate grievance. Who blinds a child, no matter how temporary?
Blinding stew isn't actually real. It's the fact that people apparently would use it wholeheartedly, on children, that's horrific.
Lmao, this guy never got the blinding stew. My first time was when my mom thought I stole a candy bar from the grocery store, but it turned out my sister did it and planted on me, so she got double dosed, it was pretty funny.
Either you're doing a good job of playing along or I am actually hearing about something legitimately worse than the abuse I suffered as a child. I don't know whether to give you kudos or sympathy.
I had stew that blinds me as a kid and I turned out fine.
I can't tell if this comment is bait