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[–] Entitle9294 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

A dead body

[–] Entitle9294 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before (never cares)

[–] PR3CiSiON 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I bet if they ate monopoly, they'd shit out connect four

[–] Entitle9294 2 points 9 months ago

Walks right in the house where you're having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!)