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Dying Man Confesses Juggalos Are a Myth He Invented to Fuck With Vice (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] PR3CiSiON 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I bet if they ate monopoly, they'd shit out connect four

[–] Entitle9294 2 points 10 months ago

Walks right in the house where you're having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!)