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What IS a Juggalo?
And also don't understand how magnets work
Magnet wonderer.
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before (never cares)
I bet if they ate monopoly, they'd shit out connect four
Walks right in the house where you're having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!)