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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"We do ask that you not share..."

[–] Speculater 9 points 11 months ago

But if you do share, we'll be happy to charge a split plate fee.

[–] Death_Equity 3 points 11 months ago

"You try stopping her from sharing my food. I have yet to find success in that endeavor."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I run a restaurant, and encourage people to share. My burgers are 3/4 pounders on garlic Texas Toast, bacon, onion rings, spicy aioli, Dijon and fancy pickles with old white cheddar. If I can sell those for 17, turn a profit and encourage people with smaller appetites to order one and cut it in half, these chain restaurants with 1 dollar input cost instead of 6 can fuck right off.