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Just wait until you've heard about the war crime that is Ohio Valley-style pizza

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[–] MataVatnik 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Any time I hear people discussing pizza

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

But when does it become pizza? Is it pizza when you roll out the dough, or is it only pizza when it comes out of the oven?

[–] Viking_Hippie 9 points 8 months ago

But when does it become pizza?

23rd of November 1534 at 6:31 PM.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Out of the oven. Before that its a raw pizza.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

There’s a Roe v Wade joke in there that I’ll just let someone else fish out with a coat hanger

[–] CaptPretentious 4 points 8 months ago

I used to think that, until I went to Chicago. Took the Chicago Pizza Tour, 12/10 I recommend. Each pizza was different and amazing. And the history lesson that came with it was just the extra credit that push it over the top.