Flight -- Cannot fly faster than 48 kph/30 mph.
Speed -- Cannot move faster than the speed of sound or run on penetrable surfaces (e.g., water). Super speed is not restricted to running.
Telekinesis -- Cannot lift more than 2,270 kilograms/5,000 pounds. Cannot use power on your own body.
Invisibility -- Must be conscious to remain invisible. Your clothes become invisible when you do.

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[–] TropicalDingdong 43 points 10 months ago (3 children)

lower right - the ability to use public transportation.

[–] ConstipatedWatson 10 points 10 months ago

This is it. The hero we need, but not the one we deserve

[–] pete_the_cat 3 points 10 months ago

As some that lived where I had to drive everywhere I wanted to go for all my life, then moving to NYC for 5 years and relying on public transportation, I'm not sure which is better, they're both really fucking annoying.

Driving: this traffic sucks

PT: It takes me an hour to go 4 miles every day, assuming the subway is on time and nothing decides to divert itself, or any of the 10 other things that happen on a weekly basis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

What if God was one of us?