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Yeah not my proudest moments but whenever a douchenozzle zooms up behind me as I'm just getting around someone in the fast lane and I flip my blinker on to move back into the slow lane and I see the asshat darting into the slow lane to go around me I just keep moving over.
That's the right thing to do though. You're indicating switching lanes, finished passing, and they're in the fast lane. I just assume they need to pull off at the next exit and ignore it.
Same. I doing the things I'm supposed to.
You're the asshole going 90 in a 65, swerving in and out of traffic.
If you want to try and brake check or fuck with me afterward that's fine, I have a dashcam and am more than willing to follow you if you try hit and running. I've got the time, now.
I used to think a slightly different way when I was younger. That these bad drivers needed to be taught a lesson. I would always catch up to them at a red light and shake my head no in disapproval and do a thumbs down.
Then one day a driver I did that to stuck his hand out the window and waved a handgun in my direction. Looks like he had something to prove and wanted to teach me a lesson, too.
Lesson learned: no matter what, you never, ever try to shame, scold, escalate, or “teach a lesson” to another driver. Ever. You have no idea what that person may do, and how quickly they can end your life. Would be a shame for you to wind up on the news as a dead person and your family to learn you were killed due to road rage.
Over a decade since that incident, I’m married and would never do such a thing. If I had children, especially when in my car, I’d hate for them to see negative/retaliation behavior come from me - or worse, for them to see me exhibit any kind of road rage. I’m now older, wiser, and a much safer driver and better human being all around.
Granted if someone tried a hit and run, I’d be on the phones with the cops and would follow them from a distance enough to get a good description and tag numbers.
Edit: Yes, I’m American. How did you know?
You're never the craziest person in the room is a generally good rule of thumb
It is more than just being crazy. In the US at least, I would say people are desperate and under so much pressure that lots of people are near the edge. You can very easily push them over that edge with a random interaction and you don’t want to find out what happens when you do. They aren’t necessarily crazy people though they could be.
username checks out tho, at least you have that going for ya.
Fuck it, I love petty driver revenge
This is the way.