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Far-Right Congressman Complains There Aren’t Enough White People Joining the Army (www.vice.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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Rep. Paul Gosar blamed the drop in white recruits on the army’s supposed “woke Marxist ideologies.”

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[–] wildcardology 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Check the white supremacists militia. I'm sure he'll find the far-right white men there.

[–] rayyy 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Y'all mean the Gravy Seals on their mobility scooters?

[–] wildcardology 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Meal team six lead the way!

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 2 points 9 months ago

G.I. Joke taking the right flank

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They might be a little bit untrained tho (aside from shooting stationary shit down a firing range). However what they lack in skills and condition, they make up for in gear... 😅

Late edit: video link from this source https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1acfvr1/maga_dumbfucks_practice_shooting_democrats_in_the/

[–] wildcardology 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Have you seen the proud boys training video? That's top notch training right there. Lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I have not, but I will look for it. Thanks for the heads up 😊

Edit: welp, couldn't find it...

[–] Treczoks 2 points 10 months ago

Perfect to send them right into the thick of it. Alternatively, there are so many mines to be found...