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Wall full of tetanus.
Wall of Tetanus is a pretty sick 5th level spell.
It's also a pretty good name for a metal band
here are some metal fonts to choose from
Wåll 𣠆ê†åñµ§
₩₳ⱠⱠ Ø₣ ₮Ɇ₮₳₦Ʉ₴
𝖂𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖚𝖘
山卂ㄥㄥ ㄖ千 ㄒ乇ㄒ卂几ㄩ丂
𝔚𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔲𝔰
Wﾑﾚﾚ のｷ ｲ乇ｲﾑ刀ひ丂
Ẁ̷͓̯͍͉͆̈́̓̿̋͘̕a̸̢̛̭̱͇̓̀̀̃̾̿̕ͅl̴̨̗͍̼̬̽̍̆̋̿l̶̛̰͙̣͔̠͈̈́͑͋̀̔͝ ̵̡̱̘͙̘̖̙̼̺̘͌o̷̳̼͍̼͛̈́̇͘͝f̵̙̥̹̹͓̼͇̃̎̿́́̈̚̕͜͝ͅ ̶̛̦͍̮̫̇̏̐̽̈́̉̉̓t̸̢̪͖̜̲͈͕̬̙̳̾e̴̱̲̯̣̞̰͛̽͊́̊͐̌͋̓̿ẗ̸͓́̑̂͊͋̍̀͘͠a̵̢̨͍̖̙̼̪͚̼̮͆̓̚n̸̡̳͈̬̺̱͔̳̎̾̀̅̅̈́͑̈́ũ̴͙̀̊̄͌͘̚š̵̲̮̘̰̀̂̈̈͝
🔱🅰️🦶🦶 🅾️🇫 ✝️3️⃣✝️🅰️🎵⛎💲
So is it like a silence spell? They all get lockjaw?
"I am warlock Rustus and I serve Master Tetanus! Meet my blade, Godxidizer!"
gets exposed to Godxidizer, dies immediately...
(seriously, good one OP)
Meh. Everyone in the first world should have a vax, lasts 10-years. Non-issue.
Every time I jack myself up, "When was your last tetanus shot?" "Uh..." "OK, here's another."
Lockjaw is pretty much gone. Not 50 cases out of 330,000,000 people in the US.
LOL, thanks for the post. Got me thinking and looking.