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Hella unlikely they were used to knit gloves

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Archeologists when we're ancient:

"Wtf is these?"

"I dunno but I bet my mum could knit a glove with it"

[–] platypus_plumba 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It'll take them a single step on them to understand these were used in wars. That they are no longer used because they were probably banned for human rights violations.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You jest, but people actually did (and do!) use them in wars:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltrop

[–] braxy29 2 points 10 months ago

thanks for the link, surprisingly interesting read.

[–] platypus_plumba 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I knew this didn't seem right for a kids' toy. Why would anyone want to inflict so much pain to innocent children?

[–] Crack0n7uesday 5 points 10 months ago

They were replaced by the ones that blow up instead. Less pain but more instant death.

[–] BabyVi 20 points 10 months ago

Children's caltrop set.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Rule number 1 of archaeology: if you don't know what it is, then it's religious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Btw my favorite theory is that they are some kind of dice for a game. The little nubbins on the corners would help them bounce around better.

[–] BottleOfAlkahest 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I always assumed they were for a game. Why have a different face on most of the sides if they werent some sort of dice like game piece?

Honestly though I'm glad archeologists went with "mittens" rather than their old standby "human sacrificing sex cult worship".

Edit: fuck spelling is hard

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey now, archeologists know their sex cult stuff hence "fertility object". The we dont know is usually labelled as ritual object and left at that.

[–] mojofrododojo 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the holes seem too small for, er, fertility....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Every hole is a goal.

[–] recapitated 5 points 10 months ago

Foot massagers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

AMAZING! You have uncovered the missing thing that goes INSIDE the dodecahedrons!