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Experts: No Way to Truly Know if Redditor You're Arguing With Is Bot or Child (hard-drive.net)

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[–] TrickDacy -2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I am frequently hit with much worse "attacks" than this and I laugh at and ignore the vast majority of them. Even when someone's particularly good at being personally insulting (this example is NOT) I rarely get hurt by it.

[–] Aqarius 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, so you do, in fact, recognize it as an attack, a personally insulting one, with the intention "to hurt feelings", and not a "perhaps-assuming claim" you present it when trying to justify not getting banned for being an asshole.

[–] TrickDacy -4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

recognize it as an attack, a personally insulting one, with the intention “to hurt feelings”,

Precisely what I strongly dispute. It's only an insult if you have no idea what an actual insult is.

trying to justify not getting banned for being an asshole.

Kinda ironic that you did not even read the conversation, and you get to call me an asshole in the same breath as telling me I was insulting, which again since you didn't read the conversation you're pulling that assumption straight from your rectum anyhow.

[–] Aqarius 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s only an insult if you have no idea what an actual insult is.

This is only an argument if you have no idea what an actual argument is.

[–] TrickDacy -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm not arguing with you. Bye.

[–] Aqarius 2 points 10 months ago

You're right, you're not.