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No... there just isnt a next time.
"Hey can you..."
"Nah, Ive got too much Beta shit going on. Buying soy candles, yoga... tell him to find an Alpha way home. Tame a wild horse, Run with a wolf pack or some shit. NMFP."
This ๐
I am a beta to my sister because I love her and will fulfill favors for her unconditionally.
Next time you give him a ride, make a pit stop.
"Yeah Ill get you where your mom asked me to get you, but you sit here in the car while I go grab some groceries I need. You can have the windows down a little if you like."
Turns the power dynamic around real quick.
"Want me to leave the radio on, little buddy?"
Also: "Do you want me to get you a chocolate bar or some lollies champ?"
I understand where you're coming from but at the very least I hope you call him out on his shit. He's 27 not 17.