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[–] [email protected] 223 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Remember when people were calling this dummy the "real life Tony Stark"? Lol.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I was one of those. In my defense, 2012-2015(ish) he really was doing cool things. Tesla and Space X were super innovative and brought optimism. Then a time traveler stepped on a bug, the whole Thailand pedophile fiasco happened and it went downhill from there. Now we have yokes, dumb turn signals and the whole cybertruck, not to mention removing ultrasound sensors to save a few cents and the whole Twitter debacle. At least space X is still somehow unfucked?

In case it helps... I'm sorry.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 11 months ago (1 children)

he really was doing cool things.

He was buying cool things

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The thing is after Peter Thiel made him a multi-billionaire against his best efforts, he did actually put that capital into industries that desperately needed someone to prove to the boomers that you could, and should, make money in them.

There's a whole lot to say about his credit stealing, ego, and the system itself, but the fact remains he does have an eye for talent (that he can exploit for gain)

So, sure, he was just the bankroll, but that doesn't mean the companies didn't desperately need that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

That's fair enough!

I'm just so used to people calling him an engineer and an inventor, while, as you say, the cool things he did were as an investor.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think the problem was he started to believe his own hype that he was a super-genius that knew everything about everything.

I mean I don't know the nitty gritty details of building an electric car or building rockets. But neither does Elon Musk. Which would be fine except that he tries to talk about these things like he does understand all of the details. Nobody knows everything about everything, it's only an idiot that tries to act like he does.

But then he tries talking like he's an expert in a field I am familiar with and it's like... there's points people could make on this subject, but that's not one of them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Same. Can't judge about auto industry or rocket science, but I know a thing or two about software. And... Yeah, everything he's said about Twitter internals (and sw dev in general) is brain dead.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I think he always believed his own hype. Heck there was a point where I was somewhat into his hype.

Though I never liked Tesla's interior design philosophy of "just put all the controls on a giant tablet and call it a day"

Truth is we didn't know enough about him to gain an opinion. So imaginations ran wild. I mean there are people who have been saying how bad he was since the whole PayPal thing. It's just those companies weren't big enough at the time for it to gain any gravity in the public eye.

Then Tesla and spaceX happened, and people thought what he was doing was awesome, because a lot of it was and it was easy to look past the parts that weren't.

Now however the fact he can't keep his mouth shut and has become a twitter addict has kinda ruined our public opinion on him. If he had just stayed quiet and not bothered with the whole buying twitter thing, people might not care much about him. And the Epstein stuff and affairs and shit didn't help him one bit. He's right to mistrust the media - that shit is like a gourmet breakfast for them.

Basically he revealed himself in the public for what he truly is. A cold blooded greedy ass tycoon with an ego the size of the planets he's trying to colonise, with a modern style nerd-hipster science theming and old school conservative ideals.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I accept and believe your apology. Just pop yourself in the nose once, and we're totally square buddy.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago

its amazing how elon was once so milquetoast and inoffensive that he was a guest on the big bang theory and then he was like you know whats good? nazis.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What you mean? He is!

The netflix adaptation..... Lmao

[–] Got_Bent 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it's a Netflix adaptation, then wouldn't it be an overly drawn out true crime documentary?

[–] MrMcGasion 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We could always start a theory that Elon is the Zodiac Killer. He probably doesn't deserve that level of notoriety, but it would make for an overly drawn out crime documentary. Just bring in some "experts" off of Ancient Aliens, along with the phrase "could it be" so you have some standing when you're inevitably sued for slander.

[–] Passerby6497 4 points 11 months ago

How can we start a rumor that ElMu is the Zodiac Killer when everyone knows that Rafael "Ted" Cruz was the Zodiac Killer?

[–] Passerby6497 4 points 11 months ago

I think you mean The Asylum version of Tony Stark.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

At least around 2015 when SpaceX landed a rocket for the first time, it really does look like he's the real life Tony Stark. People change, sometimes for the worse.

[–] EnderMB 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That one line in Star Trek Discovery is more hilarious by the day. I have no fucking idea what the writers were thinking.

[–] AWittyUsername 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] EnderMB 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The one where Captain Lorca lists the Wright Brothers, Cochrane (the inventor of warp drive in the ST universe), and Elon Musk as tech visionaries of their eras.

[–] AWittyUsername 1 points 11 months ago

Ah thought so just wanted to confirm. Yeah I think I dropped the show not much later than that line.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well, Tony Stark is a fictional character in a fictional universe, so real science or how the real world works in general don't need to apply to him and he only needs to conjure up some cool sounding tech words for the audience and the plot will do the rest. So Elon Musk is indeed like Tony Stark, only issue is he is also indeed the real life version so has no plot to back him up and all the rules of real life still apply.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It didn't hurt that he was in Iron Man 2. Pepper for some reason is bending over backwards to be deferential to him in the early Monte Carlo scene.