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Mine is OOO for Out Of Office. I always misread it in my head like a ghost and it takes me a few seconds to process. It also doesn't translate to speech—you have to say the whole thing.

Interested to see if others have similar acronyms they beef with.

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[–] [email protected] 161 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Mtg. A lot of posts and articles use it for Marjory Taylor Green an it always confuses me, I keep trying to figure out what Magic the Gathering has to do with Jewish space lasers.

[–] Carighan 32 points 10 months ago

Yeah same, Magic The Gathering it is.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tap to deal 5 damage to target creature or player, then add three recharge counters to Jewish Space Laser.

During the untap phase, if there are any recharge counters on Jewish Space Laser, instead of untapping remove one counter. Otherwise, untap as normal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I haven't played Magic in 25 (maybe 30?) years, but you captured the tone for sure. Do you work for Wizards?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I wish, but no

[–] PopShark 2 points 10 months ago

I worked at a bank for a couple years so I read that as “Mortgage” unless it’s all caps lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I keep trying to figure out what Magic the Gathering has to do with Jewish space lasers.

tbf, it wouldn't surprise me if those show up in a set at some point

[–] aulin 1 points 10 months ago

Yes! Imagine not being American, and Magic is the only thing you could ever associate MTG with.

[–] victorz -5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not an acronym. Unless you pronounce it "Muttaguh" or something?

[–] SiegeRhino 19 points 10 months ago (4 children)

this guy going around saying "oosa" instead of USA 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Is that not what it’s called???

[–] Archer 3 points 10 months ago

Oosa Jar Jar Binks

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

It sounds like you’re saying “You ass”

[–] victorz 0 points 10 months ago

Who me? Or the one I was replying to, right? 😄

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] victorz 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Come on now. We know this is only because people usually don't know the difference, not because it's correct. Acronyms are pronounced as words, initialisms are spoken one letter at a time. Every article I've clicked says the same thing, confirming what I said. I'm doubling down. 😁

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eh, I know I'm supposed to fight my way up this hill and take it, but I'm just so damn tired. You're most correct. I acquiesce and stand in awe of your wisdom and grace.

[–] victorz 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

😄 Okay that's too generous lol. I know of certain things, but I know I'm dumb as shit about other stuff. ❤️

[–] troglodytis 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a klobasnek, not a kolach. No man, kolache is plural, but that's still a klobasnek

[–] victorz 2 points 10 months ago

See? I don't know wtf any of that means!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

SQL

Nobody but me wants to adopt this, but I insist this should be "squeal".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It's weird, when I say SQL I pronounce it sequel. But I pronounce MySQL as my-s-q-l. Never thought about squeal. Maybe that's for sqlite? Squealite