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submitted 9 months ago by Stamets to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Yeah because lactose intolerance is not an allergy. People with a milk allergy can also get anaphylaxis

[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What, you mean having diarrhea or gas isn't the same as having your airway close? Ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The last time I drank a glass of milk before bed, I woke up wishing for the release of death, if that counts.

[–] madcaesar 2 points 9 months ago

I'll allow it.

[–] TheGiantKorean 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm lactose intolerant and I have a dairy allergy. Good times!

[–] MajorHavoc 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I can imagine it would be hard to maintain lactose tolerance with a dairy allergy.

[–] AA5B 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My kid grew out of his dairy allergy, and now is lactose intolerant. He’s happy as can be that he can have real ice cream, and accepts the consequences, now that they’re not deadly

[–] Bgugi 3 points 9 months ago

Lactose tolerance is the ability to process a particular sugar. Allergies are adverse reactions to specific proteins.

My guess is that most people (from lactose tolerant populations) with dairy allergies are probably lactose tolerant, it's just not useful to them.

[–] TheGiantKorean 2 points 9 months ago

I was lactose intolerant first (and still am, probably), but yeah, definitely.

[–] Funkytom467 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well i'm allergic to my cat but i don't die, just suffer. So maybe i'm just catose intolerant.

(And yes i still pet her knowing i might have itchy eyes or skin.)

[–] SpaceNoodle 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just take some catase

[–] Bgugi 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This catalyses the cat

[–] NegativeInf 3 points 9 months ago

I got lost somewhere in the instruction and my car dissolved?