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IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Nobody 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The TTDF(Time Traveling Defense Forces) have high confidence that that baby was the next Hitler. That or the kid born in the hospital bed next door. It's not an exact science.

[–] WaxedWookie 6 points 9 months ago

The real Hitler was the genocide we did along the way...

[–] Land_Strider 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Leveled the whole city for good measure.

[–] Death_Equity 3 points 9 months ago

Those tunnels could hold infrastructure or terrorists, can't be sure, have to be safe.