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I mean it says meat, not a whole living chihuahua. I'm sure a whole one would be dangerous.
They're not wrong. I put bacon in the microwave and haven't gotten sick from it. Usually I just sicken those around me.
I got sickened reading this.
Microwave bacon is acceptable, but not ideal.
You can make the bacon more crispy if you layer the bacon between sheets of aluminum foil.
NOT IN THE MICROWAVE
(I'm guessing this was a joke lol)
E: actually now that I think about it you're not wrong lmao
And you can throw your phone in there to recharge it, too!
That sounds like a great way to make crinkly bacon
You're sickening me all the way over here.
A whole chihuahua is more dangerous outside a microwave than inside.
To the Chihuahua
Cook your own dog? No child should ever have to do that. Dogs should be raw! And living!
Welcome to lemmy btw!
Thanks! Glad to be here