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[–] SpookyCoffee 41 points 1 year ago (9 children)

U mean Santa? The guy who give shit tone of stuff for free… is pro capitalism?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You see how many advertising campaigns he gets involved in? Man is a corporate whore to the bone!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

His Coca-Cola deal alone has been plenty lucrative.

[–] radiohead37 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Santa does not like poor families. If you’re rich, you’re a good kid in Santa’s eyes.

[–] Resol 2 points 1 year ago

There's an entire Your Favorite Martian song that talks just about this, it came out all the way back in 2011. I have to be honest, I'm not a massive fan of their music style from back then.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He is one of the biggest utilizes of slave labor in the world, not to mention a European colonizer.

[–] RagingRobot 10 points 1 year ago

But the elves learn useful skills!! Lol

Don't be mad I grew up in fl

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's a myth. Santa is actually an immortal vampire who, through ancient treachery, is contractually obligated to serve the communist elf collective of the north pole.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Saint Nick is from Asia though

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yes but Santa is very classist, how else do you explain how rich kids get rich presents and poor get poor presents

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Santa: "Ho ho ho! Those POORS should know their place! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

[–] AngryCommieKender 7 points 1 year ago

Or no presents. I wasn't in that boat, but I know that some are.

[–] Wodge 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He gets mad kickbacks from Big Toy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

yeah, you know what they say: first one's free

[–] TheLowestStone 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hate to be the one to tellyou this but "Santa" is really just your parents buying toys.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

All four characters are fictional, what's your point?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The toys aren’t truly free. The cost is the elven labor he steals by the sledful

[–] raef 2 points 1 year ago

I was thinking it would make more sense to change the x-axis to "materialism"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I believe they were thinking consumerism and capitalism are synonymous.