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How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle: (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Can someone explain the use for this?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's used for HPLC analysis, where a lot of ports are needed to connect all the little tentacles of the machine

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Yep. But the cheaper alternative is a regular bottle with one cap that has multiple ports for the tubes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably chemestry, for mutiple attachments.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

HPLC is High Performance Liquid Chromatography, a chemistry method that's used to analyze chemicals. Don't know why they would need this thing though

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Heck of a party bong

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Multi-subject piss test

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't want to be the guy that gets the top

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So ..... either attach a tube to direct the flow ... or just place the bottle at the right angle and just free base it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Spray and pray, baby!