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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Skullgrid 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

you must be some super fancy great coder, in this fucking job economy where they can't wait to fire people and the market is fucking flooded.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

FWIW I'm a shitty coder and still don't work overtime. And I've met brilliant engineers who just put up with everything.

The top priority of any tech professional should be building up a cash reserve so you can afford to play hardball.

[–] bruhduh 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This, always try to have cash pillow to have ability send everyone go fuck themselves and search for next at least half decent place, also i see alot of people struggling with self respect nowadays, been there done that, even today i gotta remind myself that i should never betray myself no matter what happens, even if i can't "fight" at least i shouldn't endure shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

And have a fucking moonlight, and don't fuck up.

Oh you laid me off? I switched my LinkedIn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I feel like most of the layoffs and the flooded market happened in the US. Judging by the name, bleistift is from the EU...