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[–] Lemminary 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

This is funny but I have a slight feeling that it's made up

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The one that seems slightly unbelievable to me is the "body count". Unless he didn't know what it's used for now and was trying to play it off as a joke.

[–] toynbee 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

... What is it used for now? I have a guess, but if correct, I've never heard it used that way.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Number of people you've slept with.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Body count is how many different people you've had sex with. Or how many you've murdered, but usually at a get-together it's the first one.

[–] toynbee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The first one was my guess, but I've sincerely never heard it used that way.

The second one is the way I've heard it used before.

Thank you for the answer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, the key is to just start counting on your fingers.

[–] TrickDacy 5 points 1 year ago

I only recently heard about this one. But I'm decently older than 23.

[–] creditCrazy 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could buy this being a true story. Modern social media contravorcy is getting so ridiculous even I who passively takes part ends up out of the loop on occasion. Just imagine what is happening to someone who doesn't take part in Twitter or tick tock at all.

[–] RaoulDook 5 points 1 year ago

Just imagine what is happening to someone who doesn’t take part in Twitter or tick tock at all.

Shouldn't that be most of us? I don't use those garbage websites or their apps.

[–] YoorWeb 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Syrc 2 points 1 year ago

Good find. Searching "my coworker is so unaware" on Google shows a deleted thread on r/casualconversation so who knows.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Good. You should doubt.

You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?