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Another player who was at the table during the incident sent me this meme after the problem player in question (they had a history) left the group chat.

Felt like sharing it here because I'm sure more people should keep this kind of thing in mind.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can easily accept a blind npc or pc, and also a wheelchair npc, but a wheelchair pc is a bit convoluted in a fantasy setting. Like this was literally a subplot in doctor strange. There is just too much power in player parties to not knock this out in the first few adventures.

Whether through healing or artifacts or levitation. Just makes no sense unless you want the tactical “guy in a chair” trope, or want to have navigation be a major part of each story.

[–] ClaireDeLuna 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Roll for dexterity" when you enter a city that's not wheelchair accessible at every single stairway 💀

[–] peopleproblems 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oh cool. Failed roll, roll for constitutional save. Roll for damage.

Nat1, just roll for damage, or if you are a fun DM, have another roll for dex for the objects at the bottom of the stairs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ironically unable to roll anywhere at all anymore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

If I want to play Steven Seagal, then I will damn do so.