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I heard it for Michael Jackson first (startrek.website)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Also Richard Geere stuck a hamster in his ass

[–] SpaceNoodle 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

*Geeere

[–] tym 11 points 6 months ago
  • the sound Richard made when lemmiwinks reached the small intestine
[–] ickplant 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And Rod Stewart had his stomach pumped because he sucked off too many dudes.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Stewart actually mentioned this in a recent interview. According to him, he had a gay personal assistant that he ended up firing, and the guy spread this rumor for revenge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Sure ....

Rumor confirmed then.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Bruh, it was a gerbil

Leave the innocent hamsters out of it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Oh, that makes way more sense...