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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hahahahhaha OMG. Yeah once the whole pew pew part of the insurrection is over and you actually take over the government, the whole running the government part isn't as fun now ain't it?

What a bunch of idiots.

[–] elbarto777 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The weird thing is that they used to be in power, before the 9/11 American "freedom spreading" spree in the region.

[–] TallonMetroid 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, those guys were boomers/gen-xers and have probably either all died off or retired from this nonsense. The Taliban in charge now are millennials/zoomers who likely grew up getting told all about the glory days but not the drudgery.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And who probably skipped school since those were all gender integrated under the NA government the US was backing

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And they were in power because the US helped them get there. This article praising Osama bin Ladenisn't The Independent's finest hour 😬

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It does go to show that people sometimes don’t think ahead. They seem to have only ever considered the present and now reality hit them in the face lol. Similar happened to Trump when he was elected and suddenly had to…you know…work.

[–] Viking_Hippie 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It does go to show that people sometimes don’t think ahead

The Independent sure didn't!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, isn't this like people predicting the year 2000 from the year 1920 and people in 2020 making fun of that being wrong? In neither situation could the future be predicted.

[–] Viking_Hippie 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Him and his Mujahideen were awful religious zealots back then too. That was just ignored due to the "enemy of my enemy is my friend and thus a hero" principle that the US have consistently applied to some of the biggest monsters in history.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well Ronald Reagan created the Taliban so that all checks out.

[–] Viking_Hippie 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a very weird non-sequitor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it? He funded them in Pakistan because the USSR was in Afghanistan and it was fine to fund terrorists as long as they attacked your enemy. They just didn't foresee it coming back to hurt us.

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 1 year ago

Fair enough. I sit corrected.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago

What a bunch of ~~idiots~~ Republicans

There, FTFY