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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I used to have an rpg on steam, with "fantasy" in the name. One day someone sent me an email asking if there was any way to remove all references to magic from the game so they could play it, as having witches and stuff was a big no for them, but they still wanted to try the game.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I remember when Bioshock Infinite came out, a few weirdos were demanding refunds because in the first 10 minutes of the game, a scene with a bunch of cultists requires you to click a button to "Accept Baptism" from them. They were refusing to push the button on religious grounds, and so they soft locked themselves out of playing the rest of the game. Smh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reminds me of Alundra on the PS1, where at some point the game forced you to accept praying in a church; I tried to reject it but the game wouldn't let me. It ended up being plot relevant in the end, as

spoileryou prayed to some demon or something and that allowed him to enter your dreams or something like that, I don't remember too well)

[–] tourist 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you sent them a 0kb game.exe with the tagline "here u go mate, god bless"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you're under a very tight constraint, you could send 'em .kkrieger in just under 100kb

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I would immediately patch in a "no witches" mode.

Every instance of "witch" is replaced with "warlock".

And if there were graphics, every witch would have a photorealistic penis hanging out the front of ~~her~~ his robes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure fam, unchecks "Magic, Witches and stuff".

Then they can interact with peasant NPCs all day long.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hello there, stranger! I seem to have misplaced my ring! You look gullible enough that I can trick you into looking for it for me, because I am too lazy to do it myself!