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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Crackhappy 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll sit next to you and load then unload my pistol.

[–] hakunawazo 5 points 1 year ago

Hold my beer while I jump off that bridge and then... oh I break the combo.