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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh God, that is so painfully true. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be longingly caressing this rope without actually tying it into a noose.

[–] Crackhappy 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll sit next to you and load then unload my pistol.

[–] hakunawazo 5 points 1 year ago

Hold my beer while I jump off that bridge and then... oh I break the combo.