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There's a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it
After? You expecting them to put it back first?
My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.
they'll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.
I think it's more of an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese type of situation.
What else are the GOP doing right now?
Peter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I've accepted this.
oh no what have you created
Yes.
Beneath the porcelain skin.