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[–] mandelbrotvurst 51 points 1 year ago (5 children)

choose how you die

Old age.

[–] Rednax 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure thing. You will do so in that cage over there. To the guards: He already had his last meal.

[–] Archpawn 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't he starve to death before dying of old age?

[–] Rednax 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody dies of "old age". As you become older, it is becomes harder to survive various diseases or afflictions. But where do you draw the line? If someone was to weak and fragile to leave their bed, and died due to no longer getting any energie from food, is that dying of old age? And what if they are to fragile to leave their cage?

If one is allowed to set timespan for "execution" to "however long it takes me to die of old age", then I argue it is also perfectly fine to take some liberty with the definition of "die of old age".

[–] Archpawn 3 points 1 year ago

Back in 3.5, there were specific rules for dying of old age. 5e is less clear about it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In earlier editions, Ghosts rapidly aged anyone they touched by draining their life force. Just saying.

[–] Archpawn 4 points 1 year ago

And now just seeing it (and failing a save) ages you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"big ass tiddies, your honor"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Okay someone go get my horse.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Not that merciful. Guards, off with his head!"