Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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This is satire, right? Surely no one would put their name on that publicly?
Like someone working in a kitchen boasting about a life hack of not wasting time with hygiene.
Wash your hands after cooking, never let food products sit stale
never chew before swallowing either. the food can still get stale in your mouth