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If wasting the end pieces of sliced bread upsets you, I've got some devastating news...
Wasting anything that's still safe to eat should upset you
Don't cry over stapled bread
Noted. Can you offer me any advice regarding this milk I just spilled?
Ah dude. I'm sorry. That's devastating. It's ok to cry. Anyone would
There is only one rule about this event, and your suggestion is a violation of that rule
See this is the kind of generational trauma we need to stop.
Generations have been telling their children that their feelings on spilled milk are invalid.
what about spilled miak?
It took you too long to reply. The milk curdled and went all rubbery in that time. Oh, you don't like that I'm ignoring your advice? Well, tough cheese.
Try spilling sweetened condensed milk next time, it takes longer to spoil
I always carry a box of tissues for some Lemmy users
I carry a box of issues. Not for Lemmy users. They're all mine.
But those parts are the best parts
They've got so much more crust than the rest of the loaf
Yeah, with real bread it is. This looks like white.