this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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[–] idunnololz 66 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If reincarnation is real. I want to be reincarnated as a cat who is owned by a middle class family.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as they don't decide you need to be vegan XD

[–] TheBat 13 points 1 year ago

It's ok, I'll pop off to neighbour's house for treats every now and then.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whenever I have that thought, usually when I see my cat rolling around on the floor just loving life, I always end up with the follow-up thought that I would have to lick my own butthole to clean it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean you would get to lick your own butthole.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

With a spikey tongue tho. That's some monkey paw shit right there.

[–] EtherWhack 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They have different sense of taste, so it may just taste like chocolate peanut butter whip to them.

[–] umulu 7 points 1 year ago

Or.... And just bear with me for a sec! Or maybe.... It tastes like shit, and they just like it 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Chocolate is also toxic to them so let's hope not.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pick retirees without little kids, if you get a chance.

[–] idunnololz 2 points 1 year ago

Oddly specific oO

[–] AgentGrimstone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear communities in Turkey take good care of strays. You would be free to live your life outside but you also have the people looking out for you.