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[–] setsneedtofeed 198 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wake up every day grateful that I’m not into speedrunning.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I wk ∆ evryday gr8tful tht im no in2 spdrning

Beat you. Git gud grub

[–] GeneralEmergency 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I weak delta?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The greek keyboard speedrun strat. The delta looks like an "up" arrow so he can shave off 0.02 seconds and he doesn't need to write the whole word

[–] webadict 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, that strat went out the window once we got the ^. No need to waste time using the Greek keyboard exploit, expecially since the top runner was found to be using macros to emulate anyway.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

^ needs 2 keypresses, shift+6. You might as well just type "up." Also note that the speedrunner here used a capital i, also an excess keypress, except for the fact that you're allowed to be holding a key down before you start. Just a bit of showing off, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But if you hold shift since the start you can practically type ^ in 1 press, or in this case 1.5 press would be more appropriate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would make I WK ∆

Also THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS HALF A SHIFT PRESS!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not if you start with caps lock enabled

[–] Daft_ish 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, unless you're using the 5 finger style it's proven a non-dominant stroke is negligible since 6 is in the C1 vector and shift is in in the A4 vector.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah as it happens I'm not very good at this thing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I chase weak deltas for gold splitz all day long homie

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wyk ^ ery day g8fl tht im nt n2 spd rnnin

Nah, I win

[–] Hobo 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

👁⏰️🌤🙏🚫🎮🏃‍♂️

🏆🖕

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

The funniest thing about this comment to me is it probably took like four times as long to type out as the original.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I stand corrected!

[–] NoSpotOfGround 3 points 1 year ago

👁️ 🧍💅

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I曇g

I used a wrong warp in the cloud level to trigger the ending credits from the second letter.

[–] creditCrazy 6 points 1 year ago

I wk evday gr8ful I no in2 spdrning. Boom even faster

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

EU WAEUBG UP EFR TKAEU TKPWRAEUT/TPUL THA EU APL TPHOT TPHAO SPAOED RUPB/-G/TP-PL

[–] Kase 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This feels... less efficient

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And yet stenographers can type at an ungodly speed.

[–] LazaroFilm 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children) 
wakeup(){
  while(day){
    if(!speedrunning){
      me = grateful;
    }
   }
sleep(86400);
}
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A TAS run?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The feeling is mutual