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Eat them because mangoes are delicious.
Or make mangonadas
When life gives you mangos, don’t make mangonade. Make life take the mangos back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn mangos, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!
I'll have my engineers invent a combustible mango to burn your house down! With the mangoes!
When life gives you mangoes, make mangonade.
What if life gives you shit?
Do shit posting.
invest in bidets
Start a shitake mushroom culture.
Get started here
I like manstays more.
Ha, word for word the comment I wanted to make. Mangoes are truly S tier.
And they allegedly (couldn't find any real scientific studies, but tons of results like this) have an added benefit too, for any marijuana enthusiasts who may be around. https://autoflowering-cannabis.com/does-mango-make-you-higher/
So we should be making mango cheesecakes instead of brownies?
I'm probably the only one who thinks they have an unpleasant undertaste.
Nah, they kinda taste like cantaloupe to me, which I also do not like.
Is that a genetic thing, like coriander?