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[–] FlyingSquid 63 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Eat them because mangoes are delicious.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] deus 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When life gives you mangos, don’t make mangonade. Make life take the mangos back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn mangos, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'll have my engineers invent a combustible mango to burn your house down! With the mangoes!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When life gives you mangoes, make mangonade.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

invest in bidets

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Do shit posting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Start a shitake mushroom culture.

Get started here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I like manstays more.

[–] Sage_the_Lawyer 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ha, word for word the comment I wanted to make. Mangoes are truly S tier.

And they allegedly (couldn't find any real scientific studies, but tons of results like this) have an added benefit too, for any marijuana enthusiasts who may be around. https://autoflowering-cannabis.com/does-mango-make-you-higher/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

So we should be making mango cheesecakes instead of brownies?

[–] AnalogyAddict 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm probably the only one who thinks they have an unpleasant undertaste.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah, they kinda taste like cantaloupe to me, which I also do not like.

[–] Couldbealeotard 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Is that a genetic thing, like coriander?