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Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.
That gives me some ideas.
https://www.oglaf.com/lonelymountain/
Oglaf is the best
Im listening
A baaaaaad dragon
Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.
*beer opens
Keep going
*lands feet on coffee table
Voodoo dildo my ass
Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.
There's also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let's you cast some...interesting spells.
"Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's both."
It's going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.
Even if we stay in the realm of official content, there's still the "Nipple Clamps of Exquisite Pain" from the Book of Vile Darkness.