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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, did it happen again?

[–] thesprongler 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Last night, Lewiston ME.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

old news, there's been another in Samson County, NC today.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The US media should save time and report on days when mass shootings don't happen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ad revenue would bottom-out from a dearth of clicks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If they did they'd have nothing to report at all. I love that screenname, by the way - i think i'll name my dog that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They need to report on stuff that actually happens.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, yesterday unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Shit... Sorry guys, don't know what to say..

[–] candybrie 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maine this time. So that feels a little new.

[–] Mr_Blott 2 points 1 year ago

Anyone seen Stephen King recently?