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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The US media should save time and report on days when mass shootings don't happen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ad revenue would bottom-out from a dearth of clicks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They need to report on stuff that actually happens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If they did they'd have nothing to report at all. I love that screenname, by the way - i think i'll name my dog that.