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[–] JPSound 277 points 1 year ago (39 children)

I may never get another chance to share this with the world, so may I present to you...

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago

Dude that may be the most perfect stick I've ever seen.

[–] Skkorm 71 points 1 year ago

That IS a really good stick

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

That stick did not dissapoint

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's a pretty fantastic stick.

I read your whole comment and I was skeptical. But you're totally right about everything.

[–] Wermhatswormhat 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity! It was Fanta”stick”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

groan

roll eyes

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

This is a one bitching stick.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 37 points 1 year ago

Shit, that's a nice stick.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

That's a nice fuckin stick

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
[–] indepndnt 29 points 1 year ago

I have to admit, I thought you were exaggerating. But that's a damn fine stick.

[–] pyromaster55 26 points 1 year ago

That is a quality fuckin stick my man.

[–] Sanity_in_Moderation 26 points 1 year ago

That's a fantastic stick. Don't throw it away.

[–] ProfessorProteus 25 points 1 year ago

Would that I had such a perfect stick... I can't blame you for not using it. Just don't let the dust collect on it!

I've never worked with wood, but I imagine a layer of mineral oil could keep it looking great.

[–] qarbone 24 points 1 year ago

Damn. That's a helluva stick. You better treasure that

[–] CDenno 24 points 1 year ago

That is one helluva nice stick.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It has a 1.5x buff for dark damage! Rare drop

[–] JPSound 4 points 1 year ago

1d6+2 bludgeoning damage 1d6 earth damage +2 charisma

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

You undersold it!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Nice stick bro. Excellent length, nice girth.

[–] VicentAdultman 18 points 1 year ago

nice stick my man

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Damn dude nice stick

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Nice stick bro

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

That's a nice fuckin stick right there, king

[–] gmanlikescheese 15 points 1 year ago
[–] NewAgeOldPerson 15 points 1 year ago

That's a really nice stick!

[–] alehc 15 points 1 year ago

Holy hell what a nice stick!

[–] big_slap 15 points 1 year ago

wow this really is the perfect stick

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Really good stick just the perfect thickness nice slight bend too the plant which came from nailed it .... Must be glorified

[–] Kerandir 14 points 1 year ago

Gandalf's stick is jealous of this.

[–] jopepa 14 points 1 year ago

You should make a glass case for it with a decal “Break Glass In Case Of Emergency”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the stick pic!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wow! That's fantastick!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Bruh that stick is dope. Keep it safe, the fate of the world may depend upon it.

[–] StoicImpala 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Kase 9 points 1 year ago

Damn, nice stick!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That is a nice stick.

[–] FabioTheNewOrder 7 points 1 year ago

May I add my compliments and salutations to the already extensive list? Extensive as the beauty represented by that stick, of course

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Top tier stick my dude