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[–] setsneedtofeed 93 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

Janeway = Murderous criminal

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

That about covers it.

[–] ummthatguy 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget the suffering Irishman.

[–] setsneedtofeed 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s not really science fiction though.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Here's the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Steampunk has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Steampunk is just science fiction set in the future of the past.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Steampunk is present day, but one where transistors were never invented. Meaning, computers don't exist. So everything is still analogue and runs mainly on steam.

[–] setsneedtofeed 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s fictional about a suffering Irishman?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well since the Irish reunification of 2024... [the remainder of this post has been removed at the request of the British government]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before his duty shift.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 1 year ago

It's a popular one-man show that's been on since 1966.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 1 points 1 year ago

I’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.

[–] dojan 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.

[–] ummthatguy 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I forgot about this lol, it was a great episode

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I kid, Janeway was pretty cool ~~as long as she had coffee~~

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I like your funny words, space man

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You forgot Janeway's coffee obsession and Data's obsession with stand-up comedy

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

About her coffee obsession... let's just say it wasn't just coffee in that cup.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

she either had tuvix or kim tears in there too

[–] EmpathicVagrant 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Splitting Tuvix increased her supply by 50%!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Don't forget

Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.

Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma

Geordie = "Nice guy" with holo-waifu

Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Londo = space Hitler

... Shit, wrong magazine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Garek - insidious plotting / assassination / fashion advice

[–] FrostyTrichs 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

Come on now, The Thong Song isn't that bad.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 1 points 1 year ago

Um . . Don’t make me ask

[–] z500 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal

Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal

[–] setsneedtofeed 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] z500 2 points 1 year ago

Lmao fucking autocorrect

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] setsneedtofeed 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Archer is a dog loving goofball who just is confused that he has the job.

Burnham is from some weird non-canon antifan fiction.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jonathan only has the job because his dad built the engine. Nepotism rears it’s ugly head once again.

[–] setsneedtofeed 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was Johnathon the second choice until the first choice guy died in a test flight, or did that appear to me in a dream?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jonathan Archer and AG Robinson were both in the NX test pilot program. AG was the prime candidate for captaincy but was passed over for Jonathan 6 months before launch date. AG died afterwards while climbing a mountain. He was going to be captain of NX-02 Columbia but died before she launched.

[–] Eylrid 1 points 1 year ago

Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.