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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  1. Burn the body.
  2. Kill a stranger.
  3. Wear a disguise.
  4. Hide the head.
  5. Cast Speak With Dead yourself so nobody else can.

There are many ways to keep a witness from identifying you. You just need to be creative.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

Yes DM, this comment right here.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see you have a lot of experience in the field

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm writing a murder mystery adventure in my spare time, so... Yeah, it came up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depending on the edition, speak with dead requires the corpse to have a working jaw, so just destroy that. If you hide the head, someone can just find it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why hide it? A maul is cheap.

[–] chuckleslord 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mending fixes a single tear or break in an object. No way should that work on a head that's been splattered halfway across the Sword Coast.

[–] chuckleslord 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A skull is an object(since Mending can repair wine skins, which are made of animal product, it just can't be a living thing), and all the breaks are just breaks. So, you acid off all the nonessential bits, puzzle the skull (or just the mouthy bits) back together and then mend the cracks. Done, a perfectly usable Speak with the Dead target. Would anyone do this in real life? Definitely, since there's so much info you could get. I'd let It play as DM

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And if you can't find all the pieces, what then? And even if you did, assuming a human skull is an "object" (which I dispute), there will certainly be more than a single tear or break. So what, is each pair of puzzle pieces now an object you can cast mend on?

I don't think that matches the intention of the spell at all.

Although CSI Faerun would be kinda fun, so maybe I'd allow it.

[–] chuckleslord 6 points 1 year ago

Can't find all the important pieces, it doesn't work, simple as that.

RAW, you can cast mending multiple times on the same object to fix multiple breaks, so that should be fine.

It's got the right level of complete nonsense, excruciating tedium, and hilarious results I love to see at the table.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can a dead body without a tongue still speak when affected by speak with the dead?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I believe the requirement is jaw not tongue.

[–] Fedizen -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  1. Mixing character knowledge with player knowledge
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is all stuff you'd have a reason to know in character when a setting includes something as impactful as the ability to use the dead as a witness. If the victim can be a witness, you need to either fool or silence the victim post-mortem.