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Philly thief steals a shop-vac filled with hundreds of giant hornets (www.inquirer.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jeffw to c/nottheonion

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[–] HonoraryMancunian 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Five to 30 stings a day?!

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A former web developer, he had been searching for something more adventurous.

When you're so sick of end users that you'd rather be stung by fucking murder hornets.

[–] Etterra 16 points 1 year ago

Nah, not murder hornets. Just the regular kind. Pain hornets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stinging insects or idiotic end users?

Honestly tough choice

[–] sleepmode 5 points 1 year ago

More like dickhead clients that can’t make up their mind.