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[–] JJROKCZ 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

A land bird flew into my window so hard I was worried it died this morning. This happens once a month to my knowledge and I don’t spend long in my bedroom outside sleeping. Land birds aren’t smart outside of a few select species lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In all seriousness that's more of a sensory limitation than an intelligence limitation. IIRC birds' eyes work differently from mammals and they can't see glass pretty much at all.

[–] JJROKCZ 0 points 1 year ago

Yea I know, more fun to just imagine they’re dumb though

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put some stickers on your window

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That just gives them a target. They can't see the window. This is a real problem in some cities. AFAIK no one has found a real solution other than frosting the windows, but then humans can't see through the windows and get irritated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

SOLYX film claims to reduce bird strikes by 90%.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

It's funny, I went to visit a place and the person who lived there was starting to get their life in order, so they cleaned the window. I knew this because while I was there I heard a THUD and there was a giant streak of bird shit trailing down the window from the impact point.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wtf. Would you please do something about that?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you want him to do, start a bird college?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you implying that helping birds avoid windows is an unsolved problem?

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes. The only "solution" that we've found is to make the window with a "frosting effect," which humans don't like because we can't see through that.

[–] JJROKCZ -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Like what? It’s a bay window like any other, I have blackout curtains drawn across it most of the time so I can sleep past 6. I’m not putting any stickers or anything on it that the hoa will get pissy about

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What color are they? That could be a determining factor.

[–] JJROKCZ 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Try a darker color, beige may be a bit too light. I dont know what is with birds a beige but it tends to cause some weird shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny story, never hit a bird with my car in Quebec, until I drove into Manitoba, where I proceeded to wack 3 in 2 days.

Birds seem to be stupid by region.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You probably should drive less or get an electric bike.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I agree, but not to go on a road trip to Manitoba :P

I actually did the math, and for how loaded the car was and how many people we brought, it was both cheaper and more eco-friendly to take a car that gets 42 MPG on that road trip than take a plane to Winnipeg.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A land bird flew into my window so hard I was worried it died this morning. This happens once a month

The same bird???

[–] JJROKCZ 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Possibly, I didn’t see a corpse in my garden so I’m guessing it lives

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Or the neighbors cat gets a free meal.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

That's less them being stupid and more their eyes are on the side of their head so they can't see directly in front of them.