Due to an ulcer, under recommendation of my physician, I have been using your product known as Mylanta on a daily basis. At this time, I cannot recommend your product. It is not due to the medical properties of the product itself, of which I have no quarrel, but due to the “fun” flavors you have added to it. I have tried three versions now- original, chamomile and vanilla caramel.

The original was absolutely disgusting.

The chamomile was absolutely disgusting plus chamomile.

The vanilla caramel, despite its claim of a “smooth and creamy taste” was absolutely disgusting plus vanilla and caramel. But it was easier to wash out of the little cup than the others, so it gets that as a plus.

Overall, I see this as a general failure of your product. You know it’s disgusting, I know it’s disgusting, the world knows it’s disgusting. Do not try to hide your disgusting product with flavors. You’re only ruining those flavors.

Let’s all come together as a community and celebrate the fact that your product, necessary as it may be, tastes terrible and nothing will change that.

Thank you for your time,

Flying Squid

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[–] netburnr 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The trick is to get it super cold, just like bad beer tasting better when cold

The protip is to use a straw, get that started as far back on your tongue as possible so you bypass most of your taste buds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't like beer either, so that may not help for me :/ The taste is so bad i have a psycological response to it just thinking of the packets, its transformed beyond a simple taste thing :(