Due to an ulcer, under recommendation of my physician, I have been using your product known as Mylanta on a daily basis. At this time, I cannot recommend your product. It is not due to the medical properties of the product itself, of which I have no quarrel, but due to the “fun” flavors you have added to it. I have tried three versions now- original, chamomile and vanilla caramel.

The original was absolutely disgusting.

The chamomile was absolutely disgusting plus chamomile.

The vanilla caramel, despite its claim of a “smooth and creamy taste” was absolutely disgusting plus vanilla and caramel. But it was easier to wash out of the little cup than the others, so it gets that as a plus.

Overall, I see this as a general failure of your product. You know it’s disgusting, I know it’s disgusting, the world knows it’s disgusting. Do not try to hide your disgusting product with flavors. You’re only ruining those flavors.

Let’s all come together as a community and celebrate the fact that your product, necessary as it may be, tastes terrible and nothing will change that.

Thank you for your time,

Flying Squid

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are tablets you can get. Big huge tablets, and you have to swallow 30 of them over a few hours. No flavouring, and it makes a generally unpleasant process a little more tolerable.

Also, if you drink two litres of apple juice, it does the exact same thing as the prep drinks, no idea why they dont just suggest/allow that :D

(This is not medical advice, speak to your doctor)

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago

I could totally handle the apple juice! Stupid prep.